Escort Etiquette - What you need to know to relate to Escorts

There are a lot of things they don't teach you in school, and one of them is how to use an escort service. Somehow society seems to think that men should just know how to do this. Why they make this assumption is beyond me. The truth is that most guys don't have a clue about what to do in this situation, so I'm going to tell you what I've learned -- and what the pros have taught me. By the way, I Ran for Congress and I Ran for United States Senate and supporting the legalization of Prostitution.

Hiring a professional is the same as hiring any other professional, like a doctor, lawyer, or auto mechanic. You pay them money for a service. It doesn't matter what the service is: if you're nice to the professional, you generally get a better result than if you aren't. I treat professionals the same way I treat other professionals I hire. And like other professionals in my life, these women treat me as a valued customer and may even become friends of mine. They look forward to seeing me again, the same way any other professional likes to see their good clients come around.

So let's start at the beginning. Maybe you've never called an escort service before, or maybe you have but didn't have a good time. What I hope to do here is give you a step by step guidebook, telling you exactly what to do so that you can get the most out of your escort experience.

Disclaimer

Prostitution is generally illegal. I have written a Legal Brief arguing that Escort Services are not prostitution businesses. The government and uptight moralistic religious and political nut cases and man hating lesbians who think prostitution is some form of male domination over women have created laws to put you in jail for selling or buying sexual services. You can give it away for free, but you can't sell it. Therefore, everything I say here is fiction and is for your entertainment and amusement only. If you are under 18, I apologize for the world we are leaving you. If you read this, you are instructed to forget everything as soon as you're done.